Thursday, November 20, 2008

For all Mangaloreans

Yer malper koti (Mangalore Version of KBC) 

Albert Porbu has won the preliminary rounds and sits on the hot seat 


faceing Amitabh: 

AB: Namaskara Porbule.. 
Porbu: Namaskara Anna 
AB: Your 1st Question - Hritik Roshan-na ammer yer? 
Choices: 
A) Lady Goschen 
B) Slow Motion 
C) Rakesh Roshan 
D) Magic Potion 

Porbu: Wah bhayankara prashne. Yenk lifeline bodu - audience poll malpule. 

Audience poll comes back with 25% to each choice. Porbu is in a fix, asks 
for "phone a friend" speaks to Bostaam Porbu his dad, who is too drunk to 
answer in the allotted time. 

AB: Porbule, radd lifelines mugiyend, itthe daadaa malpuni? Onji last 
lifeline undu - "Sixty-Sixty" (This is the mangalore adaptation of the 
original KBC format, where the participant and Amitabh are given one peg of 
booze each, after which the contestant has to attempt to answer) 

Porbu: Sixty-Sixty... 
After finishing the drink.... 

Porbu: Anna, yenk nanala answer gottayijji, nana onji sixty korle. 
AB: Porbule, very sorry, eerna lifelines uppunane aath, nana onji 60 korre 
apuji! 
Porbu: Byawarsi, onji sixty korre apujige, onji koti oltha korpa...